Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Personal Invention


Inspired by the comic book Transmetropolitan, I want to create the Bowel Disruptor. Yes, the bowel disruptor. It's an amazing concept because it's a non-lethal weapon that people can use, especially people who have serious anger issues or sadistic tendencies towards others. The user would point the gun at a potential victim and they would have an immediate need to go to the bathroom, and if that need is unsatisfied they will have to be forced to shit in their own pants. It's a strangely cathartic way to deal with these feelings in a way that does not harm the general population. Instead, it will just embarrass the victim. Personally for me there is a lot of satisfaction in keeping a victim alive as opposed to simply killing them off. So this invention will serve others the way it serves me.

[UPDATE] - The science behind this fiction
Rapid-fire shockwaves (such as those produced by the supersonic propeller blades of the Republic XF-84H "Thunderscreech" airplane in 1956) can cause nausea, spasms, seizures, and loosening of the bowels. If this technology can be honed into a small gun then the creation of a real life Bowel Disruptor is totally possible.

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